JAPAN TRAINING - Funny Signs

I really enjoy reading signs and t-shirts in English while I'm in Japan.  Some are really hilarious, and I'm sure when they see us with kanji or katakana on our karate gear, or t-shirts -- or even the tattoos some of us wear, they too are snickering behind our backs.

I probably have a t-shirt that I think reads "Big Bad Karate Guy" but really means "I am just a Little Girl within my big Dogi." 

You get the picture.  Enjoy these.

    Yeah, but what about the ant?  Isn't he offended too?

    This truck would probably sell well in Texas.  "GUTS...built Texas Tough!"

    Not sure I want to eat here.  I heard they are known for their cat liver.

    I had to leave my monkey outside when I came here.

    Damn...this sign just ruined my night.